kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Tumsa koi zamane me hua tu RAB say shikayat hogi... Ek tu jhela nahi jaata... doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.....HeHeHeHeHe..

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!

L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

Logo ko aksar kehte suna: "Zinda rahe toh phir milenge". Magar aap se mil ke Is dil ne mehasoos kiya hai ki, "Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge".

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi. kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi., Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.; Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara! Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..!!!

Honth nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaaye,
Iss umeed se karte hain intezar raat ka ki
Shayad sapno me mulaqat ho jaye.

Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai,
Zindagi me pyaar kisne paya hai,
Hum yaadon mein jhoomte hai uski aur zamana kehta hai
"Dekho aaj phir peekar aaya hai."

Yun nazar ki baat aur dil chura gaye,
Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,
Hum to samjhe the "Ajnabi" aapko,
Aap to hume apna bana gaye

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par.
Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.

Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona

Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai,
Har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai,
Diwane hi to hai hum tere,
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intzaar kiya karte hai.

Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judai -mat karna..
Is DIL se kabhi ruswai mat karna..
Jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..
Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se.
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai.

Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal.
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai.
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya.
Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mila hai.

GAMO SE KYA DARNA WO TO SABHI KO MILTE HAIN
PHOOLO KO DEKHO HAMESHA KAANTO KE BEECH KHILTE HAIN

Sehmi Sehmi nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.

Kabhi Tu Yaad Kara Ge
Kabhi Tu Feryad Kara GE
Ajj tu Ma ker Raha hon
Kal tu Bhi Arshad Kara Ge
Mari Duniya Ujar Ker
Phir Kis ke Duniya Abad Kara ge

Apki yaad mein sab kuch bhula baithey hain,
Chiarag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithey hain,
hum toh marenge aapki bahoon mein,yeah maut se shart laga baithe hain-

Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana.

Jab bhi kisi ko karib paya hai
, kasam khuda ki wohi dhoka khaya hai,
kyu dosh dete ho kanto ko,
yeh zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai...

Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hain
Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hain
Mein nahi jaanta ghar wale batate hain
Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hain

CHAND KI AAN HO TUM,
SITARO KI SHAN HO TUM,
PHOLON KA ARMAN HO TUM,
KUDRAT KI PEHCHAN HO TUM,
PAR IN SABSE PEHLE MERE DOST
MERI ZINDGI KA DOOSRA NAAM HO TUM..

Zulfo se apne mukhre ki khamoshi kyun chupate ho,isharo se paas kyun
bulate ho..Teri ankho ke ansuo ko pee jaun..Tere honto ki udaasi apne
honto se chumlun,tume dekhne ke liye dil betaab hai..Tere saaye se hi
taamil karleta hun tumhe,mere har ashaar ki zinda kitaab ho tum.

Masti aankho me hoti hei,
sharab me nahi..
Bhakti shradhha me hoti hei, shabdo me nahi.
Tu bhi jan le mere dost
Dosti Dil me hoti hei,
sirf SMS me na hi

Hum labo se keh na paye un se haal-e-dil kabhi…
Aur ek woh samajh na paye yeh khamoshi kya cheez hai

jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do,  talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye

Wife & Mobile:
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai

Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Kangan

Kash mey tere haseen hath ka kangan hota

To barey payar se barey chao se barey maan ke saath

Apni nazuk si kalai mey charhati mugh ko

Or betabi se farqat ke khaza lamhoon mey

Tu kisi sooch mey doobi jo ghumati mugh ko

Mey tere hath ki khushboo se mehak sa jata

Jab kabhi mood mey a kar mujey chuma karti

Tere hontoon ki hidat se daihak sa jata

Raat ko jab bhi tu neendoo k safar per jati

Tu mere hath ka aik takya banaya karti

Mey tere kaan se lag kar kaye batain karta

Teri zulfun ko teri gaal ko chuma karta

Jab bhi tu band qaba khoolney lagti jana

Apne aankhoo ko terey husn se khaiza karta

Mugh ko betaab sa rakhta teri chahat ka nasha

Mey teri rooh ke gulshan mey maihakta rehta

Mey tere jism ke aangan mey khanakta rehta

Kuch nahi to yehi bainaam sa bandan hota

Kash mey tere haseen hath ka kangan hota