| 1 |
;) smile it scares ppl :P |
| 2 |
milk duz the body gud, but damm how much did u drink :S |
| 3 |
;) Armed n Dangerous :P |
| 4 |
;) Learn the rules...then break em :P |
| 5 |
:P Giv a mouse its cookie, he will want a glass ov milk :P |
| 6 |
y did i have climb 100 mountains 2 get 2 u :S wen all u had 2 do is smile :) 2 get 2 me ? |
| 7 |
Life is short an so am I |
| 8 |
Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice ;) |
| 9 |
Im 98 beautiful and 2 carzy or is it the other way round? |
| 10 |
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other |
| 11 |
The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy. |
| 12 |
The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind |
| 13 |
You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you |
| 14 |
Im like a parking ticket, i hav 'FINE' written all over me |
| 15 |
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese |
| 16 |
i'm not gifted i'm weird |
| 17 |
i have u in my heart i have u in my liver if i had u in my arms i'd throw u in da river |
| 18 |
Poof Be Gone Your Breath Is Too Strong Poof Come Back I Found A Tic-tac |
| 19 |
Ur not da brightest crayon in da box now r ya? |
| 20 |
a ladybug is not a ladybug without its spots |
| 21 |
ur as fake as press on nails |
| 22 |
Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust Life is short so PARTY we must |
| 23 |
Thats what u say, now what are u thinking? |
| 24 |
YoU cOnFuSe Me... |
| 25 |
dOn'T tRy 2 FigUrE mE , jUst lUv mE. |
| 26 |
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF |
| 27 |
God made special people and I am one of them |
| 28 |
I thought I loved you, but I guess I didn't, Love makes no sense. |
| 29 |
Don't hate tha star hate the fame |
| 30 |
EverOne Deserves To Feel Pretty... |
| 31 |
Leave Me Alone |
| 32 |
It's hard to answer the question |
| 33 |
i'm so great, i'm jealous of myself |
| 34 |
ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE, aNd FlY |
| 35 |
jUsT bEcAuSe i LiVE iN tHe cItY dOeSn'T mEaN i'M nOt wIlD |
| 36 |
always go 2 bed lookin ur bed, coz u neva no hu u r gonna meet in ur dreams |
| 37 |
?¿if u say u had the best dream last night then how come (name) wasn't in it?¿ |
| 38 |
i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS u.. oR eVeN wAnTeD u bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt u |
| 39 |
Mistakes are made, you pay for them.. then you do it again |
| 40 |
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know whut I should feed it. |
| 41 |
He can take away my trust, pride, and courage but he will never take away my good looks |
| 42 |
I only cheer on two occassions....DAY and NIGHT |
| 43 |
-:- If HeAveN iS MiSsIn An AnGeL Then I MuSt Be aLiVe -:- |
| 44 |
DiD iT lOoK LiKe I cArEd?¿?.... OoPs LeT mE tRy AgAiN |
| 45 |
Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS? |
| 46 |
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. |
| 47 |
Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself. |
| 48 |
(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*) |
| 49 |
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS? |
| 50 |
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT! |
| 51 |
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail! |
| 52 |
When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true! |
| 53 |
Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1! |
| 54 |
To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world. |
| 55 |
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever |
| 56 |
Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am! |
| 57 |
Love is available here at 100% discount. |
| 58 |
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you.. |
| 59 |
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life. |
| 60 |
GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe! |
| 61 |
* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will* |
| 62 |
You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7 |
| 63 |
Loving you makes life worth it |
| 64 |
When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" ! |
| 65 |
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild |
| 66 |
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there! |
| 67 |
I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY! |
| 68 |
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?! |
| 69 |
There's a *NEW* Mexico?!? |
| 70 |
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk! |
| 71 |
Dain Bramaged. |
| 72 |
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. |
| 73 |
I love cats...they taste just like chicken |
| 74 |
>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;) |
| 75 |
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol. |
| 76 |
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|] |
| 77 |
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. |
| 78 |
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. |
| 79 |
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you] |
| 80 |
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=- |
| 81 |
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance! |
| 82 |
[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!] |
| 83 |
Dont steal, the government hates competition! |
| 84 |
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out! |
| 85 |
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car! |
| 86 |
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2. |
| 87 |
My cat's name is mittens! |
| 88 |
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you! |
| 89 |
Act your age, not your shoe size! |
| 90 |
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
| 91 |
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~ |
| 92 |
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed |
| 93 |
You cant have everything, Where would u put it? |
| 94 |
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!? |
| 95 |
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception |
| 96 |
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! |
| 97 |
I'm knot dumb! |
| 98 |
My door is always open so feel free to leave |
| 99 |
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG. |
| 100 |
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own! |
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| 101 |
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother! |
| 102 |
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D |
| 103 |
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed! |
| 104 |
:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S |
| 105 |
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?! |
| 106 |
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others. |
| 107 |
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever! |
| 108 |
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder! |
| 109 |
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck |
| 110 |
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke,inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8) |
| 111 |
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours! |
| 112 |
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P |
| 113 |
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad. |
| 114 |
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer |
| 115 |
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here |
| 116 |
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen |
| 117 |
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!A85 |
| 118 |
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice! |
| 119 |
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! |
| 120 |
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF! |
| 121 |
Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS! |
| 122 |
Be kool.. Dont go to school :D |
| 123 |
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun! |
| 124 |
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are |
| 125 |
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff that’s enough, pass it to a friend! |
| 126 |
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! |
| 127 |
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
| 128 |
All things being equal, fat people use more soap. |
| 129 |
Always tell the truth, even when you lie |
| 130 |
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once |
| 131 |
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products. |
| 132 |
Gold-Lust! |
| 133 |
I love cats...they taste just like chicken |
| 134 |
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| 135 |
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
| 136 |
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. |
| 137 |
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. |
| 138 |
Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends. |
| 139 |
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. |
| 140 |
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen |
| 141 |
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. |
| 142 |
The higher you are, the farther you fall |
| 143 |
Dont steal, the government hates competition |
| 144 |
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems! |
| 145 |
Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die. |
| 146 |
I fear no man, I've got a gun. |
| 147 |
-=[Armed & Dangerous]=- |
| 148 |
{Straight Outta Compton} |
| 149 |
MySpaceBarIsBroken!! |
| 150 |
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home. |
| 151 |
Save water, Drink beer. |
| 152 |
Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain. |
| 153 |
IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish? |
| 154 |
I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot. |
| 155 |
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. |
| 156 |
I bent my wookie. |
| 157 |
Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time? |
| 158 |
-={Rule Breaker}=- |
| 159 |
[Large and in charge] |
| 160 |
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? |
| 161 |
Working is for people who don't know how to fish. |
| 162 |
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
| 163 |
He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
| 164 |
There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames. |
| 165 |
Avoid hangovers by staying drunk. |
| 166 |
(#)SuNsHinE(#)/'n'(*)StArS(*) |
| 167 |
God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine |
| 168 |
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage. |
| 169 |
Why are you looking at me like I'm weird? |
| 170 |
Born 2 XLR-8 |
| 171 |
-=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=- |
| 172 |
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy. |
| 173 |
Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that. |
| 174 |
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness! |
| 175 |
-Your still ugly, Pass me another beer- |
| 176 |
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey |
| 177 |
Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P |
| 178 |
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*) |
| 179 |
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing. |
| 180 |
× nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE × |
| 181 |
[One by one the penguins steal my sanity] |
| 182 |
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :) |
| 183 |
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time |
| 184 |
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. |
| 185 |
IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! |
| 186 |
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven |
| 187 |
Love is a game that two can play and both win |
| 188 |
Falling in love is so hard on the knees |
| 189 |
Love turns winter into summer |
| 190 |
Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know |
| 191 |
¤:¦:*(a)*Ðâñ¢ïñg wí±h ãñ åñgë£*(a)*:¦:¤ |
| 192 |
¤:¦:*(*)*cømê öñ àñÐ frëåk mÿ ßõÐÿ wê cãñ gë± ñäs±ÿ,ñáügh±ÿ 䣣 ñîgh± ã Þrîvâ±é Þår±ÿ gð±±à hï± ±hå± §Þø± jús± rïgh±*(*)*:¦:¤ |
| 193 |
*ø*(*)You show me u love me in every way...u're faithful to me every day now i know that dreams come true u're my dream Girl(*)*x* |
| 194 |
We cøü£d £êå®ñ å £ø± f®øm c®åyoñ§: §øme ® §hå®p, §ømê ® p®ê±±y, §ømê ® dü££, §ømê håvê wêi®d ñåmê§, åñd a££ ®
diffê®êñ± cø£ø®§... bü± ±hêy 壣 håvê ±ø £êå®ñ ±ø £ive iñ ±he §åmê bøx: coü£d ü §êñd mê whê®ê |
| 195 |
:p *¤î'm ////ûltïtàléntéd î Çân tâlk & pïss û ôff @ thë sàmè tîmë!!¤* :p |
| 196 |
(l)~*¤Îñ ±hë Wõ®Ðs Óf Å ßrõkëñ Hëår±¤*~(u) |
| 197 |
(L)*¤«»ît§ ëä§ÿ tø f䣣 íñ £øvë ßüt ït§ härÐ tø fïñÐ thë rïght Þërsøñ tø ¢ät¢h ü«»¤*(L) |
| 198 |
(k)¤§wéêt 㧠hêãvêñ {}{}õtt 㧠HéLL ßõrñ 2 têà§ê àñÐ Tãúght 2 Plz¤(k) |
| 199 |
(L)(K)Kåb£lê Hùggäb£ë £øvãb£ë Ùñbè£îèvëÅb£Ê(K)(L) |
| 200 |
ÅÑ¥¯|¯HïÑG ï§ þا§ïߣé (8) |
| 201 |
;).·°*¤Gôôd gﮣ§ å®ê båd gﮣ§ ±hå± nêvê® gê± cåügh±¤*°·. ;) |
| 202 |
;)(K)íM åÑ ÄñgèA +hât ƒé££ ƒ®ôm thê §k¥^2 Pù+ ä +wíÑk£ë ïÑ Ù® èÿë(K);) |
| 203 |
(U)·´`·.¸.»hêå®±b®êåkê®·´`·.¸.»(U) |
| 204 |
(R)×÷·.·´¯`·)» name «(·´¯`·.·÷×(R) |
| 205 |
(*)´¯`°¤.¸.¤î'm å gêñîê îñ å bø±±£ê î ©åñ måkê ur drêåm§ ©um ±®u´¯`°¤.¸.¤(*) |
| 206 |
(*)`°¤.¸.¤f®îêñd§ ® Åñg꣧ whø £îf± u§ 2 øu® fêê± whêñ øu® wîñg§ hÅvê ±®øub£ê ®êmêmbê®îñg høw 2 f£¥`°¤.¸.¤(*) |
| 207 |
(U)´¯`°¤.¸.¤îf ü f壣 îñ £øvè, ü jü§± èñd üp f壣îñg´¯`°¤.¸.¤(U) |
| 208 |
I may not talk that much to u but ull find me waiting, every minute just to listen, to every piece of ur heart saying! |
| 209 |
True LOVE doesn't have a happy ending,dat's Bcoz true love doesn't have an ending.. |
| 210 |
Ok don't forget to mail me & include your address if you wanna a raid on your home..hahaa |
| 211 |
Whatsthe differnce betwn Me and the Monkey....... Me wrote this msg and the Monkey is reading it. heheHE |
| 212 |
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai |
| 213 |
Hote hain kuch aese bhi^Ansoo jo behte nahi^Tum se hamain piar hai^Ye bhi wo kehte nahi^Aankhen lagin bolne^Khamosh jab se hai tu |
| 214 |
Hote hain kuch aese bhi^Ansoo jo behte nahi^Tum se hamain piar hai^Ye bhi wo kehte nahi^Aankhen lagin bolne^Khamosh jab se hai tu |
| 215 |
I TrëåT åll Girl§ A§ Qµëëñ§....ñôt Côz Thëy Ärë §PëcïåL....Bµt Jµst §ô thåt thëy Cåñ cômë tô mY Lëvël... |
| 216 |
Chalte Chalte Meray Yeh Geet Yaad Rakhna Khabi ALweda NAA khana Khabi Alweda Naa Kahna ...... |
| 217 |
Main Ne Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha Teri Har ADDA Hai FANI.....DILeBADNASEEB Tu Ne Meri Baat Hi Na Mani |
| 218 |
JiN ZAKHMOON Ko WaQaT BhaR ChALa HaI TuM KiUn OnHaIn CHEERAY Ja RaHaY Ho |
| 219 |
eyes na act kaya.....dil na select kaya......hum na sab ko chor kar tum koo select kaya |
| 220 |
The greatest gift I could give you, would be the ability to see your self as I do |
| 221 |
****** BaD bOy****** |
| 222 |
<BABE>36.24.36 !!! wait DaMn wAt R U thinKin ?? Itz Not My Figure... Its My IP :p |
| 223 |
ATTiDude mAkes mE pissed oFF... |
| 224 |
I DriVe mYseLf CrAzy.. |
| 225 |
*^* GäMë öVä ^*^ |
| 226 |
*.*.* CaNt H|de *.*.* |
| 227 |
## HaRD StUff ## |
| 228 |
mY Heart Iz Made f0r Breakin Again N Again U All Can Try Its Free Wat Its Cost Iz Only A Kick oN uR A$$ |
| 229 |
Aaahhhhhhhh!!! LoV Iz NeVer SiLent... |
| 230 |
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. |
| 231 |
The heart that loves is always young |
| 232 |
*.*.* Sömëthïñgs Nëvër Çhäñgë Lïkë Mÿ Fëëlïñgs För ¥öü *.*.* |
| 233 |
(L) Wöüld ¥öü ßë Mïñë (L) |
| 234 |
Täkë Mÿ Ädvïcë Ðöñt Trüst Më |
| 235 |
*ImaBootyShakin**HeatBrakin*Pretty*Hot*Neva*Stop*Short*Skirt* *Luv2Flirt*Angel*Baby*SpoiledMayb*Perfect*Princess*Jus*4U* |
| 236 |
Maybe One Day That Star Will Find Me..And I wont Have Any Trouble Looking.. |
| 237 |
(U)HeArTbRoKeN(U) |
| 238 |
*(U)*LoNeLy*AnGeL*(U)* |
| 239 |
*(A)*Angelz*Dont*Break*Hearts*(U)* |
| 240 |
(L)*Why*Give*You*Heart*To*A*Boy*?..*Just*Like*A*Toy*..*They'll*Break*It*(U) |
| 241 |
If*I*Could*Tell*You*How*I*Felt*Would*It*Make*Anything*better? *:S* |
| 242 |
~Where~Oh~Where~Can~My~Mr.Right~Be~Oh~Where~Oh~Where~Can~He~Be~!~ |
| 243 |
*Just be yourself... and everything will be fine.* |
| 244 |
*For a few days... I felt what it was like to be loved...* |
| 245 |
TaLk 2 ThE HaNd CuZ ThE FaCe DoNt WaNnA HeAr ItAnD LeAvE a MeSsAgE FoR ThE FiNgEr~ |
| 246 |
LoViN YoU****IsN'T ReAlLy SoMeThIn' I sHoUlD dO |
| 247 |
AlL He HaS 2 dO Is SmIlE aNd ThAt MaKeS My DaY SO WoRtH wHiLe |
| 248 |
¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø ¤I'M GoInG CrAzY cRaZy JuSt ThInKiNg AbOuT YoU BaBy¤ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸ |
| 249 |
`øHe iS SwEeT As HeAvEn^ HoT As HeLl^ I ReAlLy LiKe HiM^ CaN'T Ya TeLL`ø |
| 250 |
KiSs A LiTtLe LoNgErStAy ClOsE A LiTtLe LoNgErHoLd On a LiTtLe LonGeR |
| 251 |
I'M TiReD Of WaStInG aLl My TiMe & TeArS On yOu |
| 252 |
DTA DoNt TrUst AnYoNe |
| 253 |
They wouldn't call it a crush if it wasn't supposed to hurt! |
| 254 |
Frïëñds ärë lïkë äñgëls thät hëlp üs whëñ öür wïñgs förgët höw tö flÿ |
| 255 |
GoOd NiGhT My LiL StAr So BrIgHt~*~MaYbE YoU CaN HeLp Me CaTcH His SiGhT |
| 256 |
“KeEp Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' YoU'LL GeT ThErE SoOn“N |
| 257 |
Never forget how a true friend makes you feel, it'll last forever. |
| 258 |
i'M dOiN WaTeVa i pLeAsE*N*pLeAsiN WhoEvA i Do*i'M nOt a BaD gUy*i'M a GUd gUy bEiN BaD fEr U |
| 259 |
øHe iS SwEeT As HeAvEn^ HoT As HeLl^ I ReAlLy LiKe HiM^ CaN'T Ya TeLL`ø |
| 260 |
8 letters, 3 words, ...I love you |
| 261 |
Guys are like starz, there are so many of them but i bet one can make ur wish come true |
| 262 |
I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch |
| 263 |
fLoAt LiKe a BuTTerFlY…BuRn LikE da SuN…wHo gIveS a dAmn I’m sTiLL nUmba OnE |
| 264 |
Did I look like I cared? Oh.... oops. Let me try again... |
| 265 |
MaRRy mE fLy fRee |
| 266 |
Lets go boys. Time is honey |
| 267 |
The heart has reasons, which reason does not know |
| 268 |
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous |
| 269 |
Follow your own heart, Not others |
| 270 |
ScReW dA ruLz PLaY Da GaMe... |
| 271 |
I Am THe GaMe... WaNa PlAy Me? |
| 272 |
DaTz Da BoTTom LiNe |
| 273 |
YoU aRe tHe oNe fEr mE :) |
| 274 |
FrEak OuT |
| 275 |
*~A~* AnGLe *~A~* |
| 276 |
ShhHHhhhhhooOooo GaLz` |
| 277 |
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? |
| 278 |
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? |
| 279 |
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? |
| 280 |
At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face! |
| 281 |
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing |
| 282 |
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! |
| 283 |
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. |
| 284 |
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? |
| 285 |
If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! |
| 286 |
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! |
| 287 |
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? |
| 288 |
Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent! |
| 289 |
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? |
| 290 |
Don't think, it may sprain your brain! |
| 291 |
Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. |
| 292 |
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. |
| 293 |
He has a mind like a steel trap always closed! |
| 294 |
You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in. |
| 295 |
He is always lost in thought it's unfamiliar territory. A263 |
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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. |
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He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle! |
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He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? |
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He is living proof that man can live without a brain! |
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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. |
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot |
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How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night! |
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(*)(¨`v´¨)I didn't å§k 2 bê princꧧ..... I ASKED 2 BE QUEEN(¨`v´¨)(*) |
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(*)(¯`._)ÿöü wë®ë ßö®ñ äñ ö®ïgïñäl.... döñ't dïë ä ©öpÿ(¯`._)(*) |
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(*)·´`·.¸.»Ü thïñk ü kñö më...wëll ü döñt·´`·.¸.»(*):P |
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({)ß˧TFl2ÏÊÑЧ ÅRË FØRÉVÊl2, Ü MÃÝ £Õ§Ë §ÜM, ßÜT Ü'L£ ÑËVÅ FÕl2GÊT ËM!(}) |
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(¯`·._)¤I Håvê PM§ & å Gun....åny Quêstiøn§?¿?¿t¤(¯`·._) |
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(¯`·._)¤I Håvê PM§ & å Gun....åny Quêstiøn§?¿?¿t¤(¯`·._) |
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(¯`·._)¤i måy bê fat but ur ugly...& i cån £ø§ê wêight¤(¯`·._) :P |
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(¯`·._)¤i måy bê fat but ur ugly...& i cån £ø§ê wêight¤(¯`·._) :P |
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(¯`·._)§ëë thï§ fä©ë? dïäl 1-800-ü wï§h(¯`·._) :P |
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(¯`·._)Hasta la vista, båby(¯`·._) |
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(¯`·._)Hasta la vista, båby(¯`·._) |
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(¯`·._)I §êê dêåd pêøp£ê(¯`·._) |
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(>'.'<)(*)(*)(¯`·._) JaLoUs At My CoOl NiCkNaMe??(¯`·._) (*)(*) (>'.'<) |
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(D)¤I £ikê my bêê® cøld, my TV loud & my homø§êxu壧 f£åmiñg¤(D) :P |
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(D)¤I £ikê my bêê® cøld, my TV loud & my homø§êxu壧 f£åmiñg¤(D) :P |
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(F)(¨`v´¨)Fö®ëvë® Lüvïñ Mÿ ßäÿ-ßëë(¨`v´¨)(F) |
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(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I diøñ't £iê…I ju§t måkê the truth møre êxciting¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F) |
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(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I diøñ't £iê…I ju§t måkê the truth møre êxciting¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F) |
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(F)u cañ fall from the §ky*u cåñ fåll from å trêê*But thê bê§t wåy 2 fåll*I§ iñ (L) with mê(F) |
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(K)¤¨¨¤Flirtåtioñ: åttêntioñ with Intêñtioñ¤¨¨¤(K) |
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(K)¤¨¨¤Flirtåtioñ: åttêntioñ with Intêñtioñ¤¨¨¤(K) |
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(k)¤§wéêt 㧠hêãvêñ {}-{}õtt 㧠HéLL ßõrñ 2 têà§ê àñÐ Tãúght 2 Plz¤(k) |
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(k)¤§wéêt 㧠hêãvêñ {}-{}õtt 㧠HéLL ßõrñ 2 têà§ê àñÐ Tãúght 2 Plz¤(k) |
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(L)(¨`v´¨)Løviñg *U* is likê brêåthiñg...how cåñ i stop(¨`v´¨)(L) |
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(L)(¨`v´¨)Whêñ iñ LOVE: be fåir & hoñê§t, êvêñ wêñ it hurt§(¨`v´¨)(L) |
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(L)(¯`·._.·I £ovê ________ cøz hê'§ å cutiê(¯`·._.·(L) |
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(L)´¯`°¤.¸.¤dø u want mê cuz I want u´¯`°¤.¸.¤(L) |
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(L)¤.¸.¤°´¯`hê brokê my hêart, §o i brokê his jaw¤.¸.¤°´¯`(U) |
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(L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L) |
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(L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L) |
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(L)¤§TARING woñ't makê u like mê!DUH!¤(L) |
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(L)¤u £øvêd mê, u brøkê my hêårt, nøw £eåvê mê å£ønê ør i'££ têår u åpårt!¤ |
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(L)¤ü ñêvå |<ñøw w]-[åt ü ]-[åÐ üñt¡£ ü £ø§t ¡t¤(L) |
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(L)4 ü, ï wöüld §töp thë vë®ÿ ®ötätïöñ öf thë ëä®th, §ïmplÿ 2 këëp 1 mömëñt 4 ëvä(L) |
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(L)Löök 4 ä güÿ whö wïll §täÿ äwäkë jü§t 2 wät©h ü §lëëp(S)(L) |
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(L)Lövë ï§ ®ä®ë, lïfë ï§ §t®äñgë-ñöthïñg lä§t§ & pëöplë ©häñgë(F |
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(L)Lövë ï§ ®ä®ë, lïfë ï§ §t®äñgë-ñöthïñg lä§t§ & pëöplë ©häñgë(F) |
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(L)Lövë ï§ gïvïñg §üm1 thë äßïlïtÿ 2 dë§t®öÿ ü ßüt t®ü§tïñg thëm ñöt 2!(L) |
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(L)nëvë® Höld Öñ ß©öz ü® 2 Äf®äïd 2 Lët Gö(L) |
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(L)ü ©äñt hü®t §ömëöñë üñl맧 ü mëäñ §ömëthïñg 2 thëm(L) |
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(R)(¯`·._)Çhëë®lëädë® 2004(¯`·._)(R) |
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(R)(>'.'<)xtïñä ®ülë§(>'.'<)(R) |
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(r)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I'm likê å buttêrf£y...prêtty 2 c but hård 2 cåtch!¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(r) |
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(r)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I'm likê å buttêrf£y...prêtty 2 c but hård 2 cåtch!¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(r) |
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(U)(¯`·._.·í (L) hím §o mùch thåt ít§ påínfu£(¯`·._.·(U) |
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(U)Ïf ä ®ö§ë mëäñ§ lövë thëñ whÿ döë§ ït dïë?(F) |
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(U)Ïf ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö lövë, ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö §üffë®(L) |
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(U)Ïf ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö lövë, ü hävë thë ©öü®ägë tö §üffë®(L) |
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:×+(8)Må*L(L)v£*ÐðÑ'T*¢ð$±*Å*ThÎñG(8)+×: |
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:P;)(R)«…:¨¨:I £ike ur cløthê§...cån i tå£k u øut øf thêm?¿:¨¨:…»(R);):P |
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:P;)(R)«…:¨¨:I £ike ur cløthê§...cån i tå£k u øut øf thêm?¿:¨¨:…»(R);):P |
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:P»--»u Kno ur Druñk Whêñ u Fall Off Thê Floor«--«:P |
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´¯`°¤.¸.¤...Bøñd. Jåmê§ Bøñd´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |
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´¯`°¤.¸.¤I'££ bê båck´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |
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´¯`°¤.¸.¤I'££ bê båck´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |
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»--»I'm ñot å complêtê idiot, §omê pårt§ r mi§§iñg«--«:P |
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»--»I'm ñot å complêtê idiot, §omê pårt§ r mi§§iñg«--«:P |
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»--»I'm ñot å complêtê idiot, §omê pårt§ r mi§§iñg«--«:P |
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¤(6)¤~Dðñ't §tr觧 Mê, Ù Çàñ't Ìmprꧧ Më(k) |
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¤(6)¤~Dðñ't §tr觧 Mê, Ù Çàñ't Ìmprꧧ Më(k) |
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¤*°·.Ðöñ'† wö®®y, Ï Ðöñ'† kñöw whö Ï ãm ëφhë®!¤*°·. |
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¤*°·.Ðöñ'† wö®®y, Ï Ðöñ'† kñöw whö Ï ãm ëφhë®!¤*°·. |
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Aj (K) ka match (K) ke sath hai |
| 366 |
Aqal ke andhe ab msg bhy kar |
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Aqal ke andhe ab msg bhy kar |
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Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. |
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Chal oye nahin bolta Kia karlo ge |
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Chanta Laga |
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Chat with me Twice a day, Every day |
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened |
| 373 |
Easy to weep for a Lost love Difficult to take care of so not to loose it |
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. |
| 375 |
Every Raat In My Khuab I dEkh u I MehSooS u |
| 376 |
Hum Aap Sab Ke Dil May Rehte Hain |
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Hum Aap Sab Ke Dil May Rehte Hain |
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Hum App ke Msn mein Rehtey Hein |
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HuM HaiN PakistanI HuM ToU CheatengE Haan CheatengE |
| 380 |
Ï ©öüld löök ïñtö hï§ ëÿë§ & ß 4 ëvä ëñ©häñtëd(L) |
| 381 |
Î áiñ't à Tëà§è(%)Î'm Jù§t À Rèmiñdèr Òf Whåt Ü Çáñ't Plëâ§ê~¤(6)¤ |
| 382 |
Î áiñ't à Tëà§è(%)Î'm Jù§t À Rèmiñdèr Òf Whåt Ü Çáñ't Plëâ§ê~¤(6)¤ |
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I don't want to become a burger, mein bunkabab hi theek hoon |
| 384 |
I like to do the things which are impossible, and NOTHING is impossible so I do NOTHING |
| 385 |
i ll hack ur tears and ll give u password of simle |
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ICECAREM IS A LIFE ENJOY IT BEFOR MELT ! |
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If eyes could kill, then I'm a serious killer |
| 388 |
If u need space join NASA baby! |
| 389 |
If ya smell what The Mom is cookin |
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Kaley Hain, Magar Dilwalay Hain |
| 391 |
Kuin Kay Bhoot Bhi Kabhi Insan Tha |
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kyu k bhoot bhi kabhi insan tha |
| 393 |
Larkiyan offline hojain ..MAI AGAYA ! |
| 394 |
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up." |
| 395 |
Love is the passion of the soul and the strength of the sprit |
| 396 |
Manhooso mujhe bhi msg kardo :@ |
| 397 |
May i Knock Your heart? |
| 398 |
Not Responding |
| 399 |
o 0 o.¤îf î'm ñøt båck îñ 5 miñutês...wåît løñgêr¤.o 0 o :P |
| 400 |
o 0 o.¤îf î'm ñøt båck îñ 5 miñutês...wåît løñgêr¤.o 0 o :P |
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PagLi |
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Pakistan Zindabad .... Quaid e Azam ( Rs ) paindabad |
| 403 |
Paktel.. kuinke dil to ek hai ..par gurdey to doon hain |
| 404 |
PaPPooOo YaaR TaNg Na KeR!!! |
| 405 |
Pata Hai Ajj Kya hua? ... Pata Hai ...... Pata Hai...? .......Nahin Pata Na? ............... Mujhe Bhi Nahin Pata |
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PM only if u think ur important enuff to get my reply!!! |
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Prem Minister |
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Quaid ne Fermaya!!"Masroof to hoon Lakin acha lagna zaroori hai |
| 409 |
Sala Apun ko PHIR se pyar hogaya |
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Tang na karna mujhay Current laga doonga Bachooon |
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The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. |
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True friends stab you in the front. |
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True friends stab you in the front. |
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Tu Hai Wahaan Mein Hoon Yahaan Aur TandRustie Hai Wahaan Life Boy Hai Jahaan |
| 415 |
TuM kO dEkHa To KhAyAl AyA , pAgLoOn Ke StOcK mAiN nAyA MaAl AayA |
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Udher tum Idher hum |
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Udher tum Idher hum |
| 418 |
Udher tum Idher Hum Beech Main Monitor |
| 419 |
Udher tum Idher Hum Beech Main Monitor |
| 420 |
Wah kia raat hai ke sooraj hai nikla hua |
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Wait karte karte overweight hogaye, Tum na aayi aur hum LATE hogaye |
| 422 |
When i was born.i was so surprised did'nt talk for a year and a half |
| 423 |
Wo ik sajda jisay to gara samaj ta hay |
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Ý dÓ wé (L) thÊ ðÑè§ Whö ÏgñÕ®Ê û§ ÀñÐ ÏgñÒ®ë thÊ òÑëš WhÓ (L) ÚŠ?¿? |
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ZoR k! bAar!sH mAkEs mEE wUNdeR..., !z Th!S wAt dEy cALL taSTe dA tHUnDEr |
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- - --^[ (your nickname here) ]^-- - - |
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- -¤--^] (your nickname here) [^--¤- - |
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(/__/) (='.'=) (")_(") |
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(¨`·.·´¨; `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨; `·.¸.· ( Your Nick ) |
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(¯`·._) (your nickname here) (¯`·._) |
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(¯`·._.·[ (your nickname here) ]·._.·´¯) |
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(¯`•¸·´¯) (your nickname here) (¯`·¸•´¯) |
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—(•·÷[ (your nickname here) ]÷·•)— |
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,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸-(_ (your nickname here) _)-,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸ |
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..|..<(+_ (your nickname here) _+>..|.. |
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._|.<(+_+)>.|_. (your nickname here) ._|.<(+_+)>.|_. |
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.·´¯`·-> (your nickname here) <-·´¯`·. |
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/ // // / / // // / _/ /_ _/ /_ says: |
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;)°¨¨°º"°¨¨°(*)(_.·´¯`·«¤° (your nickname here) °¤»·´¯`·._)(*)°¨¨°º"°¨¨°;) |
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_|^^|_ (*_*) </ /> _/ /_ Rock n Roll |
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`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· (your nickname here) `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· |
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~²ºº²~ (your nickname here) ~²ºº³~ |
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¨°o.O (your nickname here) O.o° |
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¯¨'*·~-.¸¸,.-~*' (your nickname here) ¯¨'*·~-.¸¸,.-~*' |
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¸.´)(`·[ (your nickname here) ]·´)(` .¸ |
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<º))))><.·´¯`·. (your fishname here) ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º> |
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»-(¯`v´¯)-» (your nickname here) »-(¯`v´¯)-» |
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׺°"˜`"°º× (your nickname here) ׺°"˜`"°º× |
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°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ (your nickname here) °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ |
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• ´¨) ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ (´¸.·* ·´¯`· ( Your Nick ) |
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•°o.O (your nickname here) O.o°• |
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•·.·´¯`·.·• (your nickname here) •·.·´¯`·.·• |
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Oº°'¨ (your nickname here) ¨'°ºO |
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